Hilarious Birthday Wishes from Last Year

It's around 3 AM now and I'm digging up my notes until I find my last year birthday's wishes from my friends. In case you're wondering, yes I copy-paste and took a screenshot of my birthday wishes in my phone, but most of them are gone (or accidentally deleted I guess?) now since I changed to a new phone but Thank God, the most hilarious ones are not deleted and magically stay still in my memory card lol and to prevent loss in the future, I would like to keep them by posting them here. 

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA JUWITA NUGRAHA KUSNADI!!!! Ciecieciee uda 20 tahunnn prikitiwwwwwww

Mariaku tercinta, when I first met you, I didn't know you would be this important to me (quotes bole ngambil dari tumblr) I don't know why I didn't spend more time with you since 1st semester bcos we totally should have, we click in lots of things and we have so much in common!!! We share the same obsession with weddings, frontality (is that even a word), we take much pride in lots of things, we are the queen of PR azek (ngaku2) 

You are so sableng, sinting, saklek, somplak, sedeng, you name it. But above all of that fun stuffs you are so smart and diligent and dedicated! 

You are so fun to hang around with, super adaptive, witty, just like me but I'm more perfect because of course I'm the only flawless human being on earth (lol) 

On your special day I wish youuu all the good bits in life, you know I want nothing but the best for ya so you can be succeed and rich and afford the most glamorous wedding you can imagine (insert bunch of wedding stickers here) 

Thank you for being a good friend of mine, I know we will continue this journey of friendship (azek) for infinity and beyond because it's really hard to get rid of me, I'm like a f*cking herpes 

Let's love more and hate less people this year, shall we? ;) (not too soon tapi, we need dem gossips lol) 

Muchos loves,

Your future rich successful PR friend who also owns a restaurant and have a pre wedding in a forest."

How can I not love this one friend of mine like she's the craziest yet funny, caring, and such a loving friend. She is indeed hard to get rid of :') Love ya Cil!! *hugs*

And the next one is from my loveliest Australian gal:

"HEYYYYYY MARIBITCHHHHH

YOU

ARE

ONE

HELL

OF

A

LADY

You know why???? Becoz there is no one like you!!!!!! You have the face of an innocent virgin but the mouth and words of a devil (aka pedas aka maicih level 9 -- lvl 10 goest to dedep & cicil. 

Girl, you should take a look at yourself in the mirror and stop looking down on yourself!!!!

You are smarter and humble-r (is this even a word :/) than most of people I know!!!!!! I know you will go places, great places, and I hope you'll take me with you HAHA DON;T YOU DARE FORGET ABOUT ME! 

Girl, you got what it takes to make anything you dream of come true!!! You just lack the confidence in yourself and that's something we BOTH should work on (at last!) lol

I suggest you start planning your dream WO because I'm getting married SOON so you better get a move on it!!!!!!!!! and plan my frigging wedding coz it gotta be perfecto.

You are SOO fvcking funny, down to earth, honest that I could probably get a lesbian crush on you (wink) 

NAH JOKES

MY BOYFRIEND IS STILL NUMERO UNO 

and finally the highlight of my wish....

PLEASE please please stay the way you are, only change for the better not for the worse. finally I'd like to wish you HAPPIEST 20TH BIRTHDAY!!!!! WELCOME TO DA CLUB! 

You deserve all the happiness in the world!!!!!! Becoz you are just that great (insert 3 love stickers here) 

MUCH LOVE,

your most prettiest, adorable, kind, gentle, lovely, attractive, smart, flawless, sister,

VANESSA."

I'm so touched because they are willing to spend their precious 5 minutes just to write these super long wishes for a friend like me who deserves nothing :'))))) It's not like they send me letters but they wrote it that long, and the wishes are just... amazing. I think I cried last year while reading them :" Thank you girls!! Sorry for posting this here as they might be ruined your image, because mine might be ruined as well so we better stick together through thick and thin (what am I talking about). Thank you for being good friends to me and accept me with all of my weirdness. LOVE YA TO THE INFINITY AND BEYOND!!